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North America!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

May 14 Memoir

It feels like we need a trip back in time (3 years to the date) when we held 'My Island Migration' party across from 'My Island'. Many memories flood my mind as I remember the accepting friends who came to see my madness firsthand. We played, we ate (including some mini-corn dogs cooked in caRV), we talked, we swam across to my island, and just enjoyed each others company.

More recently I recall re-visiting my island during a retro road trip and feeling the undeniable impression 'create new and better memories'. As good as those days were, we can do better. As stretching as those days were, we can stretch more. I mean how hard would it be to shower a little more often? And thus create a better ending to the following funny, yet sobering story.

Urban Camping Cuddling
A friend and I head out to the river across from ‘My Island’ to prepare for my ‘May 14’ farewell party. We play a little and cook up some grub. As the sun sets we are having a good time reading and talking by the campfire, when somehow amidst the crisp clean air, bubbling brook, flickering firelight, and bright stars lighting the night sky we find ourselves in each other’s arms cuddling—Aaahhh...nice. The cuddling continues until she prematurely decides to run her fingers through my hair. She only makes a run or two when she voices her horror “My hand’s getting all greasy and oily!” Blah! Of all the days to skip a shower (or two), “Oh, yeah. I haven’t showered in a couple days. Sorry.”

Friday, May 2, 2008

Bachelor Pan

"Show me the 'Bachelor Pan'-one pan to do it all!" I requested. "Right over here" replied the sales gal much to my surprise. She proceeded to present the quality fry pan/sauce pan/soup pan/bake pan (plus possible solar oven with the glass lid). I was quite convinced, yet being on a date I explained 'I'm not quite ready'..."to commit" she completed-"Just like a bachelor!" She had me there and I agreed jovially, while processing the truth in those words and how I could eliminate such errors in order to live life together with a good pan!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Bus Break!

Ahhh...I needed that! Even with only 4 minutes & 37 seconds a refreshing swing breaks the driving monotony and introduced me to some budding photographers (pictured swinging). Indeed the best part about driving (and life) is recess!

Friday, April 18, 2008

A Tribute...

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

"I almost got stuck in your bathroom!" is what I was about to tell the hotel attendants, but since they were busy I'll text go@blogger.com & tell U. I just experienced my first automated soap dispenser. Combined with the auto-flush toilet, laser-induced sink water, and automatic towel dispenser I instinctively reached for the door expecting it to open on its own. I waved my hand in front of it, yet no movement ensued. I looked for the laser unsuccessfully & finally accepted my fate: I would have to turn the handle on my own in order to exit...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The deadline arrives: Tuesday Taxcut

Tax time creates some quality entertainment at post offices. Salt Lake City's Downtown office is no different and I'm enjoying observing these amazingly relaxed last minute filers. I've been in their shoes frantically calculating my refund (or payment) to beat the midnight deadline. This year though I got on it early and promptly filed yesterday afternoon!

Monday, April 7, 2008

New 2008 Goal!

I'm creating a new goal for 2008--Make enough money to not qualify for earned income credit (a.k.a. my welfare check). I almost made it this year, but missed it by a hair (a few actually--97.14). This should be amazingly easy considering the amazingly low cutoff of 12,590, yet this is a part of Jedd's life he hasn't fully figured out. But rest assured he will! In fact I really have millions this very moment safely stored in other peoples bank accounts--perhaps yours?! Once I create something valuable enough, you'll share!


Update!!! HR Block just informed me...

"The amount of your Earned Income Credit is $0."

Woo Hoo--No Welfare Check & my quickest goal ever accomplished! On to the next goal: Your bank account!