A poor pear/pair!

'I feel sorry for whoever comes in here next' I announced as I left the mens room full of fumes (better the bathroom than the bus I was shuttling Goldman Sachs employees in). One pear had created quite a stench in my system & the surrounding air (which I had to clear a few times driving around empty with windows down & doors open before more passengers entered). What's worse? I discovered this allergic reaction to pears about 4 months ago! Thus it is air ap'pear'ent that pears & I make a poor pair.